Random fact: Inodoro means toilet in Spanish. That was one of my vocab words this week with the Rosetta Stone. How fitting…
Today I realized that I only have 11 more days of working left. I used to think I was retiring, but reality is that I’m simply changing professions. My official last day is July 1st, but it just so happens that we are taking a trip to Florida with Fernando’s family before then.
Anyway, today I was thinking: “Gosh I need to blog,” while walking into the bathroom at work. (Bad combination I know.) Anywho, I walk into our office’s restroom only to find that the toilet seat has been left up. I know you’re probably thinking, “What’s the big deal?” Right? Well, I have been a very lucky wife. In my three years of marriage, my husband has never once left the toilet seat up. In fact, the toilet lid always remains closed. I absolutely hate seeing the inside of the toilet, or having the toilet bowl right out in the open waiting for some unsuspecting thing to fall in it. So to have this happen on a daily basis, 2-4 times a day at work, is just obnoxious. I mean, in our dental office, all staff members are female, except the doc (who’s privacy shall remain hidden). He’s the one who supplies the air freshener, so I know he has some consideration for the next user of the restroom… Besides, the door and light are always on and the toilet is in direct view for all our patients to see when they walk in our hallway.
So again its time to leave for the day, and as pregnant women do, I entered the restroom, this time, directly after my boss leaves it. It’s a miracle, for the first time ever the toilet seat is down. Now as I write this, the thought just crossed my mind: I should have taken that as a clear sign to choose a different restroom to use. But, I enter, and to my dismay there is pee all over the toilet seat and a little on the floor. Not just one or two drops, but several! Disgusting. My only explanation is that the man is not married.
So how much time off will you have before the babies arrive??
Just be glad that your boss and co-workers don’t read the blog. ;) It might make for some awkward conversation.
SICK! I’d be glad to quit too just for that incident!
And that is why having ALL boys I find it easier just to leave the toilet seat up for me. I’de rather put a lid down and know the seat is safe. Then sit in someones pee. Now that’s GROSS. Once again Daine you gave me a good laugh.